Player of the Week

PLAYER OF THE WEEK NUMBER....WHATEVER IS HERE!!!!!!!! Can you believe it's only been a week? I mean it's PoTW so I assume it's only been a week?? We've got an exciting one this time, so much so we decided to not limit ourselves to mere humans... nay, for this one we forayed into the wilderness and nabbed us a WOLF! But first, we must pay homage to our outgoing champion..... Mr. Kyle Klotz. Under his tutelage we launched PoTW 2.0 which increases champion luck 69% and also makes all champions now millionaires via a $20 GC dowry (don't check the math on that). Thank you Kyle for all you've done and continue to do <3. Enjoy your lifelong boon of luck and riches. And now, without further ado, our winner is...... WULFESS™! That's right, she's not only a wolf but a trademark!! How fancy. Looking closer though... is it really Wulfess or is it Valentine Wulfessina (based).... or New Year Wulf or Festive Wulf?? She does seem to have a bit of an identity crisis with her name, but there's one thing that never changes.... SHE. IS. WULF. And now she can add champion and PoTW of the prestigious ALG to her ever-growing list of aliases! Wow, that was just the intro and we're already 3 paragraphs deep, so allow me to get right to it and lore dump about our new champion Wulfess (imma drop the trademark for convenience, but never forget she is a fancy and deep wulf with a trademark!). Fact 1: She has a hubby who is nameless...No, he's not actually nameless, his name is literally "nameless", ok you know what moving on..WAIT. He's her hubby but not in our group??? I'll try to cry for only a few hours tonight :*( Fact 2: She loves wolves. I hope this isn't new information for you. Fact 3: She is a Valkyrie from the Milky Way galaxy, which is crazy because this entire guild is from the exact same galaxy! Fact 5? maybe...I wish I could count: She's a big anime and manga fan. I hope she's also in our sister group animrays if that's the case O.o. More importantly.....WHEN ANIME LIST WULFSSS?? We need to judge you. Fact 19: She is a very open person <3 HOWEVER she has very stringent rules about hours of operation and a strict protocol to comment before adding (german confirmed). Also Whatever you do, DO NOT UNFRIEND HER or she will fury swipe you with her wulfess paws! Fact AB: She enjoys multiplayer shooters and single player...everything, especially strategy games...I think! Okies! That's all our facts for now, cause what a list! Who'd have thought a wolf would have a longer resume than me, but here we are. Hit her up and give her praise (wolves love a good pet and snacks). Wulfess-- sorry, Wulfess(TM), we are honored to have you. We are under your care now. You are our den mother. Please look after us and enjoy the power and luck this station affords. As an outro here are some random wolf jokes from the internet I found :) What do you call a wolf who supplies the town with colorful fabrics? A Dyer Wolf. Which of the Little Rascals is a wolf's favorite?? Alf-Alpha. What do you call a wolf you can't find? A where-wolf. What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf? An aware-wolf. What is a wolf's favorite day of the week? Moonday. What do you call a wolf that knows everything about fashion? A wear-wolf.